Melissa Hager doesn’t ease into a room she owns it.
A fast rising stand up comedian with a bold, relatable style, Melissa delivers high energy performances that hit hard and keep audiences locked in. Her comedy pulls from real life, real moments, and the kind of honesty people don’t always say out loud, which makes her a perfect fit for Dirty Little Secrets.
With sharp timing and zero hesitation, Melissa knows exactly how to push a moment just far enough to make it unforgettable.
Smart, fearless, and quick on her feet she’s the voice in the room saying what everyone else is thinking.
Melissa Hager
Doug T doesn’t do normal shows.
He creates controlled chaos.
A nationally touring comedian who toured 4 yrs with the Impractical Jokers, Doug has built a reputation for shows that are fast, fearless, and completely unpredictable. His Dry Bar Comedy special, “Who Taught You That?”, put his unique style on full display but live is where he really thrives.
Add in the fact that he’s one of the most popular hypnotists in the country, and you get a performer who knows exactly how to read a room, flip the energy, and keep audiences locked in from start to finish.
No scripts. No safety net. No two shows the same.